Kermit Butts, alleged killer of Miranda Boob.

Benedict Lust, founder of modern naturopathy. Which is totally not the same as homeopathy.

Noah Biggerstaff, capricorn.

Lysandra Leary-Leake, fashionable blogger.

Merrily Dicks, sage.

Paul Wankadia, citizen of a magical if lonely country

Aimee Quiggle, cake decorator.

Violet Kiss, barista.

Onessimus Lightfoot, who recently got his blood pressure checked.

Burgandy Viscosi, artist.

Padmasree Warrior, CTO of Cisco Systems.

Pongo Brilliant, Chairman of Zimbabwe Online Entertainment.

Twinkle Egan, barrister at law and, please god, soon to be Her Honour Judge Twinkle Egan.

Bonnie Beaver MD, OB-GYN.

Courvoisier L. Carpenter, bus thief.

Fuzzy Khosrowshahi, spreadsheet guru.

Rich Grabber, someone Facebook thinks I should be friends with. Citation needed.

Kara Swisher, technology columnist.

Kuntay Taner, socially responsible engineer.

Laurel LaFlamme, marketing consultant.

Karn Junkinsmith, choreographer.

Zeke Justice, networker.

Stoney Degayter , search engine optimizer.

Dr. Kerrie Spoonemore, dermatologist.

Travis Bourgeois, head coach, Episcopal Athletics.

Baldwin Bump, recruiter.

Susan Supple, American nurse once charged with possession of cannabis.

Ira Elegant, A-Rod's divorce lawyer.

Muffie Potter-Aston, mother of twins Bracie and Ashleigh.

Brad Weed, director of User Experience for Windows and Windows Live

Garnet Orange, junior barrister at law who's doing real well

Triton Hurd, enigma.

Nikanne Nietzsche, coordinator at Puget Sound Blood Center.

Debonnaire von Bismarck, Chancellor of Prussia.

Muffie Sproat, picture coordinator for Vogue.

Ticky Hedley-Dent, features editor of "English society bible" Tatler.

Ofer Shorr, refusnik.

Marci Milfs, former customer of Urban Outfitters.

Sheridan Titman, editor, Review of Financial Studies

Jennifer Manlove, PhD, Senior Research Associate and director of the Fertility and Family Structure Content Area.

Sterling Wang, partygoer.

Yitz Brilliant, writer-director of Christ In The City.

Dr. Gary Flake, distinguished engineer.

Kekoa Proudfoot, software engineer.

Sakkie de Kok, auto enthusiast.

Great Agbonlahor, child facing deportation from Ireland.

Unoose Ali Ayoob Nagore, engagement manager.

Alex Beverage, developer.

Jeff Steele, Amazon customer.

Riona Booze, wrestler.

Christian Juncadella Hohenlohe-Langenburg

Cris Peacock, painter.

Larry Brilliant, medical doctor, epidemiologist, technologist, author and philanthropist.

Desiree Ficker, professional triathlete.

Brie Finger, software engineer and inventor of mechanical robots.

Long Wong, Director of Supply Chain & Transportation at Joyo.com (an Amazon.com company).

Hilton L'Orange, TSC.

Alfred Wanka, inventa.

Dick Weekley, real-estate developer.

Judy Wank, minister of the Society for Ethical Culture.

Cacky Calderon, fairly recent graduate.

Moon Suk Bang, assistant professor, Seoul National College of Medicine.

Canaan Banana, first president of Zimbabwe.

Cardinal Sin, Philippines cardinal and dead guy.

Tod Brilliant, blogger, inhabitant of a toney wine county.

Dr. Latrina W. Jenkins, author of Keys to Becoming A Virtuous Woman.

Mary Minge, 17th-century hottie.

Lastings Millage, athlete.

Ulick McEvaddy, Irish businessman with a keen interest in airports.

Mustapha Kunt, Turkish diplomat based in Moscow in 1943.

Kiki Wolfkill, somehow involved in Xbox.

Psyche Bloodgood, patron of Oakland Greek School.

Kim Kim.

Young-Bum Kim.

Anil Dikshit, Professor, Centre for Environmental Science and Engineering, Indian Institute of Technology, Bombay.

Dick Assman.

Marjolaine de Cock.

Poonlarp Phantumabumrung (citation needed).

André L. Tits, Professor, Electrical and Computer Engineering and the Institute for Systems Research, University of Maryland.